Bill Tries Marijuana | Bill Engvall
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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall’s specials and albums include:
– Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
– Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
– Aged and Confused (2009)
– 15° Off Cool (2007)
– Dorkfish (1998)
– Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall’s work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian,” #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here’s Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album,” and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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OOH YEAH KANE REMEMBER HIM MY PARENTS HOOK ME UP ON HIM FUNNY MAN
omg i never laughed so hard in my life :3 XD
When he finally gets to the smoking part.
OMG …. that was me and sh!t I could not stop laughing for like 30 / 40 minutes.
Yuppies telling pot jokes to yuppies ….cute
I miss being able to get high off one toke
Remember when Jennifer Lawrence was on his show?
Ward Cleaver…June, where's my Pink Floyd Album!
He needs to just leave Cannabis jokes to the real comedians, he knows nothing about this topic except to down play it.
Imagine if back then weed started being smoked regularly instead of tabacco.
I haven’t laughed so hard in months!
Bubba Kush is one of my favorite strains lol
this is not funny
forgot what I was going to say! LoL ☮️
So funny !
When people tell me stories about how they tried to smoke pot one time and freaked out and couldn't handle it I generally tell em , I'd hate to see what would happen to you if you tried to smoke a cigarette .
5:48 Every time Bill says "Oh my God!" It cracks me up so much!!!!!
I laughed so hard
8 days
Do you know how funny you are? I laughed so hard my side hurt. Shared/ ty for your humore
YOU are going to the FIELDS of the "Wizard"…..sorry,,,,,spelled it not as SHAGngrala yeah…. Nice part of living in COLORADO DUDE!….. its not a CRIME! ……..dude……. …rather smoke Rocky Mountain High than Drink COORS LIGHT.
Peace spoke and he was wise.
Love this!!!
This has to be the longest dad joke..
Weed the new black
Medical Marijuana Card = Federal Exclusion from being Able to Buy a Firearm
"Dude it's not illegal to buy papers."
"Was it that bad?"
"JE-SUS!"
This would probably be me if I was ever perscribed pot.
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Hilarious story
Plot twist, Matthew Mcconaughey works at the dispensary in between doing Lincoln commercials.
This isn’t even remotely funny
I dont really understand country comedy. If thats what you call it.
The key to the kingdom!