Bill Tries Marijuana | Bill Engvall

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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall’s specials and albums include:

– Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
– Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
– Aged and Confused (2009)
– 15° Off Cool (2007)
– Dorkfish (1998)
– Here’s Your Sign (1996)

Engvall’s work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian,” #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here’s Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album,” and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.

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34 thoughts on “Bill Tries Marijuana | Bill Engvall”

  1. Money Bags says:

    Granpa's story we need new comic more intune. Bill died I'm sorry

  2. Kane Parker says:

    OOH YEAH KANE REMEMBER HIM MY PARENTS HOOK ME UP ON HIM FUNNY MAN

  3. quiet man says:

    omg i never laughed so hard in my life :3 XD

  4. John Jacob JinglehimerSchmidt says:

    When he finally gets to the smoking part.

    OMG …. that was me and sh!t I could not stop laughing for like 30 / 40 minutes.

  5. Robin Howkins says:

    Yuppies telling pot jokes to yuppies ….cute

  6. Ty Migliore says:

    I miss being able to get high off one toke

  7. Jeff Brehove says:

    Remember when Jennifer Lawrence was on his show?

  8. Mark Ross says:

    Ward Cleaver…June, where's my Pink Floyd Album!

  9. Todd Gamble says:

    He needs to just leave Cannabis jokes to the real comedians, he knows nothing about this topic except to down play it.

  10. Aurora Willeachurface says:

    Imagine if back then weed started being smoked regularly instead of tabacco.

  11. Jackie Rosenthal says:

    I haven’t laughed so hard in months!

  12. Dylan Butler says:

    Bubba Kush is one of my favorite strains lol

  13. david jones says:

    this is not funny

  14. Ray Wild says:

    forgot what I was going to say! LoL ☮️

  15. Carlos Roman says:

    So funny !

  16. randy scott says:

    When people tell me stories about how they tried to smoke pot one time and freaked out and couldn't handle it I generally tell em , I'd hate to see what would happen to you if you tried to smoke a cigarette .

  17. Trevor LaFalce says:

    5:48 Every time Bill says "Oh my God!" It cracks me up so much!!!!!

  18. Stacy Zuniga says:

    I laughed so hard

  19. retired 1 says:

    Do you know how funny you are? I laughed so hard my side hurt. Shared/ ty for your humore

  20. J Wells says:

    YOU are going to the FIELDS of the "Wizard"…..sorry,,,,,spelled it not as SHAGngrala yeah…. Nice part of living in COLORADO DUDE!….. its not a CRIME! ……..dude……. …rather smoke Rocky Mountain High than Drink COORS LIGHT.

  21. OrangeGameCinema says:

    Peace spoke and he was wise.

  22. John Yepthomi says:

    Love this!!!

  23. Shibby120 says:

    This has to be the longest dad joke..

  24. Yo Rogan says:

    Weed the new black

  25. C A says:

    Medical Marijuana Card = Federal Exclusion from being Able to Buy a Firearm

  26. SupermarketSweep777 says:

    "Dude it's not illegal to buy papers."
    "Was it that bad?"
    "JE-SUS!"

  27. Alex S says:

    This would probably be me if I was ever perscribed pot.

  28. Dee Snoots says:

    Hilarious story

  29. Kaycee B says:

    Plot twist, Matthew Mcconaughey works at the dispensary in between doing Lincoln commercials.

  30. WuSHUking69 says:

    This isn’t even remotely funny

  31. Jon S says:

    I dont really understand country comedy. If thats what you call it.

  32. Bradley n Emilee forever says:

    The key to the kingdom!

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