Funny Marijuana Jokes and Sayings

Mar 17, 2019 by a2 in Comedy

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22 thoughts on “Funny Marijuana Jokes and Sayings”

schumakew says:

LOL you've forgoten the legendary: "don't walk on the grass" smoke it!

luis ricardo carreo says:

why drink nd drive when u can smoke and fly ,lol

chuyfromsalas says:

Wats the difference between a stone driver and a drunk driver? A drunk driver runs through a red light and a stone driver waits for it to turn green

Shaggy .Shaggy says:

Am i an astronaut? No wait its the weed XD

Alex yung says:

Weed go well together

jeff hardy says:

Puffin muffin! Pancake and bake! Big bowl of raisin brand big bowl of resin man! Bisquick and quick hit this shit. LMAO!

Tony Hernandez says:

@schumakew

Karim Yousri says:

i say no to drugs.. but they dont listen!..

bakitnuk8 says:

There was this guy who was walking dwn the street then he stopped coz he saw a tv he wanted so he went into the store nd asked the owner how much for that tv back ther nd the owner said I DNT SELL TO Pot Heads so the guy left the store then the next day he went back to the store bd asked the owner how much for that tv back ther nd the owner said I DNT SELL TO POTHEADS so the guy was standing there frustrated so he asked the owner how do u KNW I'm a pothead the owner said how do I KNW u r a
Poth

David Faulkner says:

the fuck? what?

Sgcx321 says:

paranoia thats a nice joke you bagheads have fun with that

wazup123ism says:

weed will get you through times without money better than money will get you through times without weed.

Phuk Hoffman says:

A friend with weed is a friend indeed!

andrew14250 says:

but a friend who shares is a friend who cares.

SueBaby1968 says:

bull shit