If Weed Were Legal (Stand Up Comedy)

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36 thoughts on “If Weed Were Legal (Stand Up Comedy)”

  1. ss2006279 says:

    if he were high it would be so much funnier! but his not -__-

  2. ABONESR says:

    @ss2006279 WORD !!!!

  3. gregiep says:

    I'm only clicking like because of the Smart Car joke.

  4. ABONESR says:

    I smoke everyday, and only some greens make me want to do things and meet people. the first joke blows

  5. A M B I L A N D says:

    that was mildly amusing.

  6. Casper Mishchuk says:

    you dont lose your job if you smoke.

  7. Rome1017 says:

    temporary homelessness? this is weed, not crack

  8. v1de0gamr says:

    @ss2006279 I thought he was high, it explained a couple of things.

  9. DerWaldWichtel says:

    who you gonna rape in there? 😀

  10. FTAHindependent says:

    He's so f***ing random… I like it 🙂

  11. Evil Happy Mask Salesman says:

    In the Netherlands weed is legal.

  12. Capgungoesbang says:

    Slippery as a dickens outside!

  13. k33p1ng1tr3al says:

    slippery as a dickens…. awesome

  14. cheezcutter says:

    I thought most people that drove smart cars were sex offenders, or at least fuckin pricks

  15. Luis Santos says:

    Pretty funny

  16. rogerlee337 says:

    @caliwowie i believe that ..all the stoners i know have good jobs and are very outgoing and active! i do know a few that are kinda lazy but that just how they have always been!

  17. Rome1017 says:

    @watchmyywhipp lol well what u where smoking wasnt weed, i've once smoked for months straight basically daily, thats never happened to me haha

  18. ken khuzae says:

    Cute , looks like that small kid from wisards of waverly place

  19. Traveens says:

    this guy looks just like for me.

  20. Traveens says:

    @CityFlashLights temporary homelessness = couch surfing. Crack = permanently outdoors

  21. Traveens says:

    @FTAHindependent thanks

  22. Ono Northey says:

    good ending!

  23. Samuel Irvin says:

    Don't do drugs! Do corn dogs!

  24. KOSMOSandTELOS says:

    @AcruxSolus
    "I don't smoke marijuana, because I am an adult."
    That is easily the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
    My dad is healthy, successful, and is leading a good life.
    Every night after work, he smokes marijuana.

    Smoking pot doesn't make someone an unsuccessful moron who won't amount to anything. It's not some life-ruining drug.

    Cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, and countless prescription medications are much worse than pot and yet they're legal.

    And no, I do not smoke.

  25. Traveens says:

    this guy rules!

  26. Ohio Calls says:

    Hence temporary, not chronic.

  27. casketXcreep says:

    his style is slightly similar to mitch hedberg,, but no one can be as good as mitch…. this was still funny though

  28. James Spencer says:

    Material is fine, but the delivery can definitely be better.

  29. MrKhaliGreen says:

    who is this?! hhaha

  30. Andrew Fredrick says:

    you could still rape a miget in a smart car

  31. rashpal singh says:

    not funny

  32. Steelcash says:

    Not funny. Been smoking for decades with the same people and we all have jobs and careers. I do know a couple drunks that have died though.

  33. TheCrysiis says:

    Dope is probs da dumest thing u cud ever smoke in ur life cuz it kills within 30 mins of smoking out of a pot cigerrete

  34. William White says:

    8 pounds for 10 bucks. I fucking wish…

  35. BNL07604 says:

    Close your eyes and you'll hear the late Mitch Hedberg.

  36. khmerraps says:

    this one was pretty good

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