Legal Weed, Chicago's Newest Local Delicacy
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Those accents were too good.
Ok that super fans reference killed me.
evanston is putting on a tax and the revenue goes exclusively to blacks i urge people to not buy any herb from evanston unless it on the black market.
hilarious!!
Druggies finally get there little drug legally now
I've had the privilege to get a ''feel-around-pat-down'' by TSA at the Chicago's airport, because I went, outside to smoke a cigarette (my next plane to California was delayed for about 4 hours), because I could have been ''presumably'' smoking weed even though I don't & never will. The poor TSA woman was just doing her job, but the kicker is that I insisted on having her pat me down in public while she was insisting that we go in some back office. She was obviously nervous and I was quite amused with my own joke of welcoming the whole process with open arms…Lolll! Yeah, those French Québécoises have no shame! Lollll! Anyway, good on ya'all Illinois! Congratulations from the True North! ;P
Brian Stack will always be Artie Kendall to me 🙁
Da bongs!
Don't Bogart that dog!
As a lifelong Chicagoan, lover of Portillo’s and other Chicago good and bad moments. This Stephen Colbert Show skit about Illinois’ recently legalized marijuana is absolutely roll on the floor laughing funny. Nice job guys.
I grew up in Illinois. This is so spot on!
This is wonderful. That jingle is perfect also. Already stuck in my head and I've only heard it once.
At least it's legal, even for those who live in rural areas where it grows by the side of the road.
Cannabis infused bratwurst would make me the mom from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape".
It cracks me up seeing how non-Chicagoans see Chicago. Portillo’s doesn’t even sell brats (except for its Wisconsin locations) or pizza. That run at the end was very reminiscent of tacky local CHICAGO area commercials of the 80s and 90s. Good material.
chicago chasing all of canada for legalization of MJ…
IGN 7/10
Hate this Liberal guys show, but this skit is funny. Grew up with the Portillo family. They were great people. Went to school with their oldest son Mike.
They need to legalize it in Texas
They made 5.2 million on one pound
Pizza seemed fine to me.
roflmao good stuff xD
Their eyes sure look red. A toke or two would only be fitting, and lend real authenticity to the sketch.
Sad, this was written either by someone who knows absolutely nothing about weed, or was written by someone who's trying to look like they know nothing about weed.
Continuing to support the incorrect stereotypes of marijuana and the people who partake, is one 'low-hanging fruit' of a target for jokes. It's a medicine, whether or not anyone wants to admit the truth of this. The fact that it can also be used recreationally changes nothing about its medicinal uses.
Boy, I wish people would stop living in the past, on this topic…. or perhaps I should lighten up a bit. 🙂
I'm so fucking happy weed is finally legal. I never thought I'd see this happen