Nevada Is Out Of Weed And It’s A State-Sanctioned Emergency
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It is going to be trippy seeing non patients in the collectives next year.
Such yummy, gluten free heresy. We should send the Holy See a buttload of Probiotic canned drinks, tight brand-free pants and pandora suggestions.
The Church should be willing to admit that Life is too important to take seriously. Stephen, thank you for caring about your faith.
Don't worry Stephen we got our weed back. Come down I'll smoke a bowl with you
THE KING OF LATE NIGHT !!
Yesterday, much like the Bat Signal, Italy deployed the Pope Signal.
3 million dollars in marijuana sale in less than a week. But sure, lets keep it illegal because drugs are bad mmmkay /s
STOP BREAKING UP THE MONOLOGUES ITS SO ANNOYING WHEN YOU WATCH THE WRONG ONE FIRST AND DON'T UNDERSTAND A JOKE BECAUSE IT REFERENCES SOMETHING YOU CUT INTO A DIFFERENT VIDEO. I'm sorry for shouting but holy moly this is so annoying.
Hold up, I need to rewind for a second, my cat knows I'm high? Who the fuck told that snitch
Is stephen confusing yeast with gluten? Or is it impossible for gluten free bread to rise? Just wondering…
The guy who voices God reminds me of the dude from The Waldo Moment. I hope he doesn't go crazy
0:40 why quote fake news?
The Catholics made a big mistake with the eucharist. What kind of wine and cheese party is it when you have the crappy crackers and the wine but no cheese?
They could have fixed it so easily.
Eat this crappy cracker, it is the body of Jesus.
Drink this wine, it is the blood of Jesus.
Eat this cheese, it is the knob-cheese of Jesus.
nation on drugs.
Y'know, for a pope who claims to be more 'tolerant', this seems to be a bit of a stupid decision. We're all traditional Catholic in my family, and my dad is gluten free because he has to be. This decision seems totally arbitrary and has no bearing on my belief that I can come up with. What the hell? This seems a lot like the time the previous Pope allegedly decided there were no animals at the Nativity. Not only is that a ridiculous arbitrary thing to say, it also legit doesn't make sense, given that Mary gave birth in a fricken' stable. And yes, as a Catholic I am supposed to nod and go with what the Pope says. But geez…
god sounds like chef from south park
Stop reminding us. It's saddening
Chuck?! Chuck Shurley?! Is that you?
Thank you for following in Ol' Johnnie's footsteps 😉
Man Vegas you are gonna go through mad supply. All those tourists. Holy shit. People should flock there to grow. Flock from Colorado please- would like our rents to go down.
Gluten-free host, because Christ is risen. OMFG, I just spit my drink at my screen. I had to stop play and clean it off. Colbert, you bastard, that was the funniest thing I'd heard all week.
" you cant have the body of christ without gluten…HE IS RISEN" eventhough it is yeast that makes bread rise still full respect to the writter of that punchline, what an amazing word play
them god jokes, tho
That band leader needs to stfu
GRAGH.
People with Celiac Disease are not the same as the annoying gluten-free people. The annoying gluten-free people are the ones without Celiac Sprue who have no good reason to avoid gluten but do it anyway; people with Celiac Sprue actually get seriously ill if they have gluten.
Stephen is trolling "faith" particually catholic faith so hard. I love it.
faith is incredibly toxic, with real time real world consequences.
Powerful RCF's in Congress and up to our Vice Pres are denying global warming saying "god promised not to flood the Earth again" etc.
(I know the Pope embraces truths of warming and Evelution), but evengicallical RCF's……
believe what you must but the early age indoctrination needs to STOP.
4 year old girl hears her 6 and 8 year old cousins say "anything is possible with god and Jesus" all the adults re-afferm even though many in the pues know the truth……
That puts a lasting deep rooted grip on her sense of reality……
Stephen has #neversmokedweed
It's ironic two days ago I was curious about what do Catholics do when they gluten free do they still eat the host I find it funny cause them gluten be ignoring sometimes
In our catholic church, people don't get wine to drink. What are they supposed to do?
"He is risen!" Best God segment thus far!!!
Stephen is the undisputed King of Late Night!
Steve's vegan? Sweet!
Just take the wine…?
I'm a Catholic = I'm an idiot… and I support child rape.