What’s Really in Your Weed?

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46 thoughts on “What’s Really in Your Weed?”

  1. Yelling Hayfire says:

    pot just needs to be legalized across the country. in WA and CO they already come packaged with a label of all the chemical specifics and THC/CBD ratios when you buy them in dispensaries. so this just needs to be spread to every state.

  2. david cook says:

    This thing is a con don't buy it

  3. exitego97 says:

    ok vice youre better than this crap. Dont make a half ass video supporting research of a drug we dont know much about. then glorify it for click bait. example… 0:55 like seriously? whats with this shit? are you glorify weed or his stank ass lips

  4. thatcatnibz says:

    This is kinda dumb, cause the weed already has all the specs on it from the lab.. All I found useful from this video is the app that tells you what you might feel based on the results.. You can input the data and see the feeling results. I want that app on its own.

  5. KanadaVCK says:

    fuck 20% ill stick to smell test

  6. Sl3201 Xkxmx says:

    Oh, it's a commercial….

  7. Julius S says:

    worst ad

  8. KING KUSHINGTON says:

    please take me under your wing boss

  9. Jaspar Carrington says:

    what a fuckin gimmick. anyone who really smokes knows this is lame af.

  10. Jaspar Carrington says:

    basically a $700 version of leafly….bet it has less strains in its database too lmao

  11. YouTube Connoisseur says:

    How much did this man pay the vice channel to upload this bullshit on here

  12. jdderew1 says:

    lol this is a joke right? must be a sketch for sure

  13. RantKid says:

    Dreadful editing. Stop it with the mouth shots.

    Also, this amounts to nothing more than an ad, and Vice better not have any financial ties to this product as they did not disclose promotion.

  14. redelesdie says:

    its $700 incase anybody was wondering. fuuuuuuck that

  15. MrRhys T says:

    Waiting for 3 mins analysis for result and dying to get a puff. You know how hard it is for a stoner to wait 3 mins

  16. aoflex says:

    Disable comments in your videos > downvote all of your videos.

  17. WeirdWorld says:

    what happen to trust

  18. davidson973 says:

    Ohhhh just shut up and smoke it already B

  19. Brian Moore says:

    Vice is now blocking comment section of videos they don't want viewers to talk about. They contribute to suppression of debate that Elite class is pushing to broaden. DOWNVOTE VICE. Let them know we want them to allow public discourse, or ask vice to not publish stories we the people cannot discuss.

  20. redfishsmoking says:

    weird, i used this on my sour d and it just said 'shane smith is an anti-semite'. anyone else get this error?

  21. MrGoldenchild1000 says:

    Cocaine isn't a schedule 1 drug, FYI

  22. Lamar says:

    $700 btw

  23. dkennell998 says:

    Twenty percent margin of error? So what, it's just a random number?

  24. HoHos says:

    cocaine is not in the same classification as weed. Cocaine is schedule 2.

  25. JacquesBeard says:

    Considering most weed in the UK is total junk due to the police being more interested in busting weed dealers over crack and heroin dealers, the results will 9 times out of 10 come back ' total shit, zero thc and a waste of £20

  26. Joshua McGuire says:

    This device is a piece of shit and lacks technology to do what it says…

  27. Skye Avalon says:

    cocaine is schedule 2. marijuana is schedule 1

  28. Tom says:

    good way to not get ripped off too!

  29. CAPTAIN CAPLOCKS says:

    Cocaine is schedule II. Get your facts straight.

  30. Mono says:

    $699 no thank you

  31. C Anon says:

    80%….and then cbd we are not very good at……sounds like it dosnt work to me

  32. Kevin Styba-Nelson says:

    Cocaine alone with everyone's favorite drug meth are both schedule 2. See children, weed is worse than meth.

  33. dieselphiend says:

    People being sprayed in the face with acid in the UK- that's what happens when you ban guns.

    Also, take note of which culture brought these types of attacks into the UK.

  34. Caught A Body says:

    Hood fights, Thugs shooting choppas, Junkies OD'ing, and CRAZY Urban Videos!!! …Hit up the website CaughtABody. com

  35. trueherbsman says:

    too much tech for a simple non-toxic plant..,don't get sucked into the HYPE..,when stupidity is disguised as smart it's more dangerous than herb could ever be

  36. Jeremy Russo says:

    This video editing is so random

  37. algebralikemad says:

    Comments not allowed on your acid attacks video because everyone on Earth knows the actual cause. Sand Niqqers.

  38. Carlos Escudero says:

    fuck this shit.

  39. Abhinaba Saha says:

    real love

  40. INOAOKALANI LEONG says:

    The few past sentences he said were true but if it's not that accurate fro a person like me who is a consumer and what's to know what I'm actually smoking this is totally useless!!!!!

  41. S Johnson says:

    this crap was streaming on my work laptop!!! i came back to work to find all these watched vids about WEED eeeeeek!!!!

  42. Dario da Silva says:

    Stop only smoking the damn Marijuana, but use it for ALL of its amazing purposes.
    We can stop cutting down forests!

  43. dasrockness says:

    Cocaine is a Schedule 2 drug not Schedule 1.

  44. Matt E says:

    20% is probably too huge considering their pushing this out on the market at the moment. Better funding and a couple more years of testing and pitching could mean a lot for this product, but pushing it in this state is just… Nah, ain't gonna happen brother.

  45. toothmix says:

    Cocaine is actually schedule II , not schedule I like stated in the video. Has to do with historic therapeutic use

  46. No Thanks says:

    Couldn't this be potentially incriminating? It is a bit farfetched, but if you use this in a locale where recreation is not legal, it puts the marijuana in your possession. Just a thought.

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