When Your Weed Dealer Is Late
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“Be there in 5” is different in weed dealer time.
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I can totally relate
In sweden we have only hash
Luckily i dont have that problem!
One time this dude said he will deliver me 450 mg edibles but never showed up.
Man, one time I hit up my plug and he said meet in 30 dude didn’t hit me back up for a whole day and texted me asking “who need it” like I did fool
Story time my guy said he would be at the meeting spot in 15 minutes and it took him a gosh damn 2 hours and ever 30 minutes he would say I’ll be there in 15
Is that stuff legal in your country?
My plug is my neighbor, I just go to my back yard and reach over the fence for it.
This shot is clown af and true af LMAO weed dealers are so lazy now a days
When you cant even find a dealer to begin with
Waiting for a call atm.. fucking dealers am I right?
My dealer forgets his phone at homealot
When you cannot find a plug that stays in the northern dallas tx suburbs like Plano.
Im waiting for 12 days
Duuude evrytime
This happened to me one week ago 🙁
My plug is always late, but at least he properly tells me when he is there, like when he says 30 minutes, he's there in 30 minutes. And he is always honest with me.
I am the weed dealer
THANK_YOU_WEED_GODS
I had to wait 3 days for a gram and a half
once i waited 1 week for 3 grams of hash lol
Hes crying cause he's 30 mins late .. ..bruh here in europe its a bit different
THIS VIDEO IS SO FACTS OMFG
I go round my guys flat opposite mine, smoke his bud, weigh my own up on point. Good weed makes good connections.
"Weed dealer"
Man the days of having to rely on like 5 lousey guys that call themselves a plug were the worst
Lol menthe whole day
Aye ! What you doin with those tissues ?
I make this joke all the time with my girl! I always say weed dealers never really mean 5 minutes lol
Hahahaha so funny because weed.
Stoners are sub human.
Where I'm from if you talk to you plug like that he'd punch on you
just get a white dealer.
problem solved
MFERS ALLERGIC TO MONEY
Dude, just order huge amounts at once and not only can you get a better deal, but your dealer actually comes in 5 min!
its sad but its true lmao weed god wtf I thought its only me who is this way about weed haha
With the plugs in my neighborhood. Some of them take days before they hook you up. Talk about unprofessional. Thank God for legalization.
Drug dealer times is fucking awful
My first deal my dealer was late 2 hours.
Yesterday, i promise man he still havent come he said 20 minutes…
my plug left me in the cold waiting for him, and I was in shorts cuz I expected him to be there, and this guy man fucking took a whole hour to deliver my ounce. SMH