Why Jeff Sessions Hates Marijuana
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Why Jeff Sessions Hates Marijuana
Mr. Sessions will one day pay for his destruction of families and his causing the over-indulgence in marijuana by virtue of the forbidden fruit theory. Mr. Sessions could greatly reduce the consumption of marijuana by licensing infrequent ceremonial use of it.
Cereal is the best munchie food. Your logic is flawed
Gateway drug Jimmy.
No he hats kids.he just said everyone was bad that smoke pot .He is a froewdo begging off the hatters.he hats kids.
the relationship between 2 things vaguely connected makes the shape of bloody pyramids. if you add more red strings you get hexagons, right?
Kimmel was funnier as a pervert on the man show.
cookies = ED droop
Legalize it
Jeff Sessions is the biggest JOKE of ALL U.S. history.
Good people DON'T support Jeff Sessions!
Come on, shake your body Jeff, do the bong. I know you can't control yourself any longer. Feel the effect of the dope getting stronger. Don't you fight it till you've tried it. Do the bong smoke.
Medical marijuana would replace too many prescription drugs. Special interest groups will continue to buy enough politicians to keep it illegal at a federal level. They will never let John Q. Public save billions of pharmaceutical dollars.
There is no laws to go by it’s all a illusion. Has anyone else ever thought about this?
Jeff Sessions needs to smoke tf out n chill
One of my favorite things to do while is watch marijuana movies… I work hard at my job Jeff Sessions! Let me smoke the green stuff! I’m high now!
Basically he made it a very kid friendly version of him profiting from the drug companies
Dumb fool probably an alcoholic
Sheldon aldelson.. Is the puppetmaster.. Session$.. Is.. A zero
Ah jimmy.. Yourr too corporate to understand.. Its ok though.. Humanity n dignity dont mix w the plant anyone can grow
That was stupid. Jimmy Kimmel is lame.
Nicotine is far more of a health risk than Marijuana. In pursuit of health and happiness!
The Girl Scouts do NOT make the best cookies. Where the hell did he get that from? Girl Scout cookies suck.
Let him..keep,,his booze,,an pills,,,We All Love Good Merryjane!!!! He can ,,, kiss.OUR!!!!.ASS!!!!!
Pot makes him rape, like the rest of the slimy republican rapist judges and politicians, PUSSYGRABBERS!!!
To President Trump. First I want to say thank you you are doing a wonderful job. I voted for you the first time as I will again in 2020. I am a disabled Vietnam vet who proudly fought for his country. You are doing a good job at getting rid of the Crooked politicians in Washington. But what I've noticed is there's been a few that you picked yourself that are no good for the American people and the future of our country and the progress you are trying to make. First Jeff sessions refuses to look into the Clinton affairs but yet he is willing to look into anything that Mueller investigation he is playing one side. This is not his job. He cannot be biased in his job he must seek out the truth and the justice who are the American people . If he is going to be biased then he is no better than a crooked Democrats that you are trying to get rid of. Now he says he hates marijuana that is his privilege as an individual. But again this is not his job. The marijuana plant Cannabis sativa can be used and has been used throughout time in many different forms. It is a plant given to us by God to use the best possible way we can. When you stifle legalization in medical research and legalize Asian of recreational drugs it is always best to analyze the damage that can be done to the individual and community and Country. This has been done to this plant extremely well throughout the years. Now that they are legalizing it in certain States they are getting more people's votes because of it. The state's Revenue is skyrocketing. Medical research is increasing as I speak. And let's look at the facts is it any worse than alcohol. Did we not as a nation do away with prohibition for alcohol? Let us do the same for this harmless plant. Yes it must be guided with rules and regulations to protect the innocent and the Young. If I'm not mistaken I have heard you say yourself that you would like to see it legalized nationally? There are millions of Americans living in the West Coast that are smoking marijuana and recreational way each day and they think that you are doing a good job and would love to vote for you. But the one thing that is keeping him from doing that is a fact that you have under your guidance and Leadership politician such as Jeff sessions who is standing in the way from this happening. For the good of our nation plead with you to reconsider Jeff sessions as your attorney general. Please get one that will better serve the American people. He doesn't even serve you. If you have scene various YouTube videos on many subjects you will have noticed my comments with my name and I always end this way with a little variation from time to time. God Bless America our President Trump and his family and our flag Old Glory
I would laugh if it wasn't coming from Kommie Kimmel
Now, BOTH Sessions are gone!